Okay, so Chris Bosh is the star of this, as he is the star of many things. Including your life, even if you don’t know it yet.
But the awkward apple eating at the end of this puts all the awkward mumblecore indie movies to shame. No one in this movie actually likes apples, clearly. Check the way our man Spoelstra just fiddles with it. Check Mr. Wade as he stares his apple down blankly. Check good friend Bosh’s enthusiasm. At least he has nice socks.